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■ MY ex-wife still misses me ... but her aim is steadily im­prov­ing.

■ A pa­tient burst into a doc­tor’s of­fice: “Doc­tor, I be­lieve I’m a deck of cards”.

The doc­tor replied calmly: “Go sit in the wait­ing room, I’ll be deal­ing with you later.”

■ A guy was ad­mit­ted to hos­pi­tal with eight plas­tic horses in his stom­ach. His con­di­tion is now sta­ble.

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