Warwick Daily News - - GOOD MORNING WARWICK -

■ How is the al­pha­bet dif­fer­ent at Christ­mas to every other day?

There’s Noel.

■ What hap­pens to elves when they be­have naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.

■ Why does Santa go down the chim­ney on Christ­mas Eve?

Be­cause it ‘soots’ him!

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