TO­DAY’S JOKES

Warwick Daily News - - WELCOME -

■ SINGER Lionel Richie has opened a new food store.

It is called Ha­lal, is it meat you’re look­ing for?

■ WHAT did the hun­gry clock do?

Went back four sec­onds.

■ I WOKE up with a face full of rice.

I must’ve fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pi­lau.

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