TODAY'S BESTTEXTS

Kevin Rudd, could you please just disappear – we don’t want to see or hear you ever again!

A true champion Curtis McGrath. Read article in paper and saw him on The Project. Handsome too. – Kim, mermaid bch

The Spit master plan must as first priority have an Aboriginal Cultural Centre and public caravan and camping grounds. It is our land not developers. – TD

Our PM does not like Crowded House when he speaks at the UN?