BLOWHARD NEEDS REMINDING OF TRUTH

THE older they get the better they were is an apt phrase to describe this blowhard.

He was overheard extolling his many virtues and major accomplishments at a long lunch last week.

His dining companions tried valiantly to change the conversation, but our boy, filled to overflowing with too much good cheer, was having none of it.

On and on he droned telling his tall tales of the money he had made, women he had bedded and lives he had saved.

He only need a phone box and cape to complete his magnificent version of himself.