ROVE’S LETTER
Dear Santa, Thanks again for allowing me to reach out to you by mail. I sincerely appreciate how old-school you are with your communications. I can’t begin to tell you how frustrating it can be trying to hear back from The Easter Bunny through his Facebook page. No matter how many likes I give him.
Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate what you do.
Since I was little you have always remembered to bring me something every Christmas. ( That giant Superman doll you got me when I was six was incredible. He even talked!) Even when I had a little one of my own asking for things too, you never forgot about me. ( That giant Batman doll you got me last year was incredible. He even talked!)
I was thinking about it all recently, and it made me realise something: you dress in a red suit, fly at top speed around the world, and make sure every kid and even grown-ups are happy on Christmas Day. I guess what I'm saying is, to me, you are the real superhero. Now up, up and away. You’ve got deliveries to make. PS: If you don’t mind passing on my friend request to the Tooth Fairy, I’d greatly appreciate it.