CHELSEA HANDLER
The comedian, 44, has released memoir Life Will Be the Death of Me (out now) and tells us about the last …
… time she danced
I don’t dance in front of people because I have no rhythm. But if I’m stoned and there’s good music on, I’ll dance by myself in my bedroom in my bra and underwear – and I think I’m really sexy.
… injury she sustained
I tore my ACL in Zermatt [Switzerland], and that was a nightmare. Being yelled at by German doctors when you’re a Jew is just not the accent you want to hear when you’re on a stretcher and in pain. … time her dogs made her laugh Every time I wake up and see Bert [a chow], I laugh. I have this thing with dogs with weird bodies – they just come to me. … thing she took from a set I took the massage chair from Chelsea Lately. I never use it. And it’s really ugly. I should probably get rid of it. … time she was recognised I was skiing with this guy, and he made me laugh so hysterically that I had to stop. This woman goes, “I know that laugh!” It was the best thing I’d ever heard.