Jin­gle cells

Spotlight - - THE LIGHTER SIDE -

It is Christ­mas, and the judge is in a happy mood as he asks the pris­oner, “What are you charged with?” “Do­ing my Christ­mas shop­ping early,” replies the man. “That’s not a crime,” says the judge. “How early were you do­ing your shop­ping?” “Be­fore the store opened,” ad­mits the pris­oner.

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