O Canada!

One day in heaven, God says to the angel Gabriel, “I’m going to create a land called Canada. It will be one of the largest and wealthiest countries in the world, with incredible wildlife and enormous natural resources. Canada will have a rich cultural heritage, and its people will be famous all over the world for their kindness and politeness.”

The angel Gabriel replies, “Canada sounds amazing. But aren’t you worried that this land will be so great that it will make the other countries jealous?”

God laughs and says, “No. Just wait until you hear the accent I give them!”