“Beth Teitell tells it like it is and how it’s going to be for women who are middle-aged and only going to become more so.” — New York Daily News
“Laugh-out-loud funny, honest, and ultimately quite uplifting, the book addresses everything from repressed anger at friends’ cosmetic procedures to outrageous product claims.” — Boston Globe
“If you’re female, between the ages of 20 and death, and simultaneously disturbed and amused by 21st century beauty culture, this is the book for you.” — Body & Soul
“Author Beth Teitell has decided to take on the malady that often afflicts American women: ‘Fear of looking our age.’” — Time magazine
“Teitell’s sharp wit and reporting chops bring a mix of riotous fun and compelling insight about our obsession with anti-aging. A must-read for anyone packing a cosmetic bag full of paraban-free creams, Drinking Problems comes with one caveat: It will cause laugh lines.” — Boston Herald
“Every woman needs to read, or at least know of the existence of, a funny-but-true book about growing old. Laugh as you dab that serum in the tender skin under your eye.” — Richmond Style Weekly
“Beth Teitell hilariously debunks every trick, gimmick, and potion promising eternal youth, and offers a low-tech exit strategy from the madness. DRINKING PROBLEMS AT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH is essential reading.” — Anne Kreamer, author of Going Gray: What I Learned about Beauty, Sex, Work, Motherhood, Authenticity and Everything Else That Really Matters
“This is a wonderful book! Just the right blend of both hilarious and brilliant insights into modern women and our day-to-day struggles to keep up. A perfect book to share with your best friend.” — Emily Miles Terry, New York Times bestselling author, Nesting: It’s A Chick Thing
“Using her inimitable cocktail of self-deprecating humor and incisive wit, Beth Teitell throws a wake-up drink in the collective faces of a world obsessed by youth.” — Laura Zigman, author of Animal Husbandry and Her