“Nothing a satire site like The Babylon Bee writes about gender could possibly be more bizarre than what the White House press secretary says daily with a straight face—but it could be much more hilarious, and this is.” —Tucker Carlson, unemployed talk show host
Description
From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two "original gangsta" genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.
The third entry in the bestselling Babylon Bee Guide series explores the whole colorful rainbow of genders. Men! Women! And millions more! Featuring gorgeous custom artwork, infographics, charts, and interactive features, every page will catch the eye with hilarious observations about the differences between the two original genders and all the new ones we’ve just recently made up.
Features will include:
- Diagrams documenting the biological and behavioral differences between men and women
- How to tell if you are a man or a woman
- How to choose your gender
- How to change genders if the mood strikes
- Interviews with experts in which we ask, “What the heck is a woman, anyway?”
- What it means to be a father
- What it means to be a mother (or is that “birthing person”?)
- How to get a good woman/man to fall for you
- Comprehensive coverage of all the imaginary genders besides men and women
- Hall of fame: best men and best women in human history
Through The Babylon Bee’s patented satirical voice, this book will tell you everything you need to learn about gender identity, transgenderism, and biological sex. Use it to teach your kids before their first-grade teacher does!!
Reviews
“For all of recorded history, people have known what a woman is. But that’s changed. Gone are the days when that question had a simple answer: adult female human. Thankfully, The Babylon Bee took a break from writing satire to compile the comprehensive guide on gender, which will help you clarify your own gender—be it unicorn or covfefe—because it certainly isn’t simply male or female! Thank you, Bee, for helping us all keep up with the ever-evolving times.” —Senator Ted Cruz
“The Babylon Bee has done it again. Leave it to The Bee to straighten out idiots like me about the number of genders in the real world. I just grew up always thinking there were only two, divided between a penis and a vagina, but the Bee set me straight (not to be offensive to those who are not straight.) Thanks, Babylon Bee. You guys rock.” —Kevin Sorbo, actor, producer, director, author, and speaker
“After laughing my way through this book from my favorite fake news reporters, I’ve never been more confused about such a clear topic. Thank you, Babylon Bee.” —Kirk Cameron, winner of The Babylon Bee Award for Christian Actor Who Got His Start on Growing Pains and Whose First Name Rhymes with Dirk
