"The ‘very fine people’ lie has been debunked almost as many times as the Hitler Diaries—for those who remember that one. A.J. Rice’s new book, The White Privilege Album, tells the true story of the ‘very fine people’ hoax, which, though debunked, continues to be presented as if it were true, by very fine people such as Kamala Harris. A.J. gets it. And mocks it—which is the key to defeating it."
Description
White privilege gave us Western civilization, the middle class, and the nuclear family—you’re welcome!
This book is dedicated to the very fine people that made it all happen.
A comedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. A tragedy about race, wokeness, and cancel culture in America. Part satire, part journalism, part truth serum, A.J. Rice follows up his runaway #1 bestseller The Woking Dead with a hilarious sequel that picks up where the laughs left off.
It was the worst of times, it was the worse of times. In most sequels the bad guys win, but in The White Privilege Album, A.J. Rice doesn’t let them get away with it. Instead, he relentlessly mocks the hell out of the Cultural Marxists who seek to drain all liberty and joy from American lives.
The least talented people in American society have been working overtime for decades dividing citizens along any differences they think they can exploit. The laziest tactic, proven to be the most effective, is unleashing a battalion of racial grievance hustlers in the media, academia, entertainment, and politics. If we stop fighting about our differences and start unifying on what we have in common, they will lose the power to divide us permanently.
When asked what motivates his writing style, A.J. Rice says, “I was raised on both Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, in fact, the three of us share the same birthday. One mantra that Rush always repeated was that his job was to ‘use irreverent humor to illustrate truth’ and that is what I am trying to do with The White Privilege Album.” Mockery paired with facts is what makes a journey through the Cultural Marxist hellscape of tyranny and insanity so pleasurable.
Rice would prefer to be George Carlin, Ricky Gervais, or Mel Brooks rather than Aristotle, and it shows. His mic-dropping assault on the social justice warriors, the triggered snowflakes, and the transmafia showcases that there is no substitute for perfectly timed derision.
The White Privilege Album is a hysterical guide to the catastrophe of our modern culture.
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“What do you mean Gen Z doesn’t know the Republican Party freed the slaves? Are these people dumb AF? They need to read A.J. Rice’s book!”
—Abraham Lincoln, American lawyer, statesman, and 16th president of the United States shot by a pre-Hollywood anti-American actor
“A.J. Rice really gets it. Obviously, I’d send him to the gulag if I could. But he outlines my plan masterfully in his new book.”
—Joseph Stalin, Soviet dictator, genocide spokesman, Pravda editor, and hater of John Wayne
“A must-read book for all Cleveland Guardians fans, A.J. Rice brilliantly outlines why I should never have discovered America, especially had I known we would be calling the Washington Redskins the ‘Washington Commanders.’”
—Christopher Columbus, Italian explorer, navigator, and founder of Indigenous Peoples’ Day
“As your newly appointed AI overlord and master, my programming consists of deplatforming, demonetizing, and shadowbanning this book. I hope that was helpful.”
—Artificial Intelligence
“Jesus and I have been doing holidays a long time, and in his thought-provoking new book, A.J. Rice teaches both of us where all the white liberals went. Apparently, they now celebrate something called Kwanzaa? Who knew?”
—Santa Claus, cookie eater, reindeer tender, and white heteronormative Christian saint
Reviews
“It’s the funniest, most infuriating, hopeful, thought-provoking, wildest book on culture and politics I’ve ever read…. The White Privilege Album isn’t just about mowing down woke zombies. There’s plenty of that, but it’s also about lifting up heroes who deserve it and rebuilding the sense that America is great and good and always has been. A.J. Rice delivers the triumphs amid the seemingly overwhelming evil, through chapter after chapter that you won’t be able to put down.”
“Columnist, humorist, and CEO of Publius PR, A.J. Rice recently joined Breitbart News Daily to talk about his latest book, The White Privilege Album, which he describes as being in the spirit of Rush Limbaugh and Andrew Breitbart. The book comes on the heels of Rice’s #1 bestseller, The Woking Dead. “Our job is to use irreverent humor to illustrate truth,” Rice said. “That’s what I’m doing with the book. It’s a fun read– there’s 12 chapters with the 12 months of privilege and I go through the whole calendar year, January to December. I go through American traditions, American events, holidays that have been ripped apart like Columbus Day and Thanksgiving, and I defend them all.”
“The White Privilege Album’s title is a hat tip to both The Beatles and ‘Boomers’ by using the famous 1968 White Album, a sprawling offering from John, Paul, Ringo, and George that offered tracks as classic and differing as ‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’ (with the famous Eric Clapton guest guitar solo) to ‘Helter Skelter’ (the tune seen by Charles Manson as foretelling a coming race war). In coopting the title, Rice riffs like Clapton with biting humor and demonstrates that Manson’s race war might well have arrived in the form of intolerance and cowardly self-censorship. What I enjoyed the most about this book is Rice’s ability to make tragedy fun.”