THREATEN PORNSTAR WITH MOZAMBIQUE

There is this cross- dressing guy who is all over town and on social media. One too many attention seekers limit their antics to social media but this guy insists on being in people’s faces both online and offline. In a period of time when the meaning of “entertainment” has been peculiarly corrupted, this guy qualifies as an entertainer and his brand of entertainment is of the most peculiar kind.

When he is not sexually assaulting an on- stage loudspeaker at a music concert, he is live- streaming himself breathing heavily on top of a future ex- girlfriend – or announcing plans to get married or prancing around the streets almost naked but for a diaper or meat ( yes, meat) covering his overworked crown jewels. He has become a bit too much because he occupies the physical space that he shares with people who stay off social media in order to avoid interaction with “entertainers” like him. But how do you get him to stop? Simple: the government should intervene and say it is sending him to Mozambique to entertain troops deployed there. Hopefully, that will force him to focus on another one of his vocations – preaching. It turns out that he also qualified as a preacher recently. At least in church, his audience of victims would be limited to volunteers.