Botswana Guardian

GEN Z ATHLETES LEAVING NO CRUMBS

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Some have some really unkind things to say about the Minister of Youth, Gender, Culture and Sport, Tumiso Rakgare. A few voters have threatened to ‘ return him’ to his pre- ministeria­l o ce body size this coming general election. Interestin­gly, it is under Rakgare that Botswana’s athletes have done their historic best. ere is cast iron guarantee that Letsile Tebogo will bag a medal at this year’s Olympics in France and it’s highly likely that the 4x400- metres boy’s relay team ( there are no men at the Olympics) will also secure a podium nish. Away from athletics, another profession­al sport that Botswana appears to be doing well in is competitiv­e eating and all athletes are Gen Z.

For some reason, the events they participat­e in are not televised but no one has ever disputed their accounts of having eaten and leaving no crumbs. “I ate and le no crumbs” is the precise language they use and use on an almost daily basis. If you remember, some highend restaurant­s in Gaborone used to run jumbo hamburger eating competitio­ns which no one seemed to be able to win. Gen Z competitiv­e eaters are so good that such restaurant­s don’t even want to risk running such competitio­ns because not only would the eaters in question stand on business: they clear plates leaving no crumbs. It would be interestin­g though to match up Botswana’s competitiv­e eaters against those in other countries because the latter also claim that they eat and leave no crumbs. However, they should leave some crumbs in their bank accounts.

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