Calgary Herald

Why can’t guys just be guys anymore?

Buff male stars give average Joes a certain complex

- TIM STANLEY

LONDON — We hear a lot about how Hollywood sets unreasonab­le standards of physical beauty for women, but what about us poor men?

The physiques of Zac Efron or Brad Pitt look suspicious­ly like the product of special effects — plastic bulging muscles defined to the point of pain — and, for some peculiar reason, none of them have any body hair. Every trip to the cinema leaves this average Joe feeling rather depressed. My own physique is classicall­y English: bow legs, scrawny arms and the torso of an inflated balloon. The only six pack I come close to is the kind I drink to make myself feel sexier.

It wasn’t always this way: there was a time when Hollywood stars looked a bit more like the rest of us. Consider that Roger Moore was still playing James Bond when he was 58. Despite the flabby chest and turkey neck, he still seemed to have no trouble attracting women. By contrast, the contempora­ry Bond is played by the man-mountain that is Daniel Craig — with a compact, muscular body that might make men and women weep for very different reasons. How did we get to the point where Hollywood is as demanding of men as it is of women? And is it entirely healthy?

Of course, there have always been musclemen in the movies. One of the pin-ups of the Thirties and Forties was Johnny Weissmulle­r, an Olympic athlete who swung into women’s hearts playing Tarzan. In the early Seventies, Italian stallion Sylvester Stallone made a screen debut in a softcore pornograph­ic film, The Party at Kitty and Stud’s (1970), before playing the boxer who wouldn’t stay down in Rocky (1976). But the muscle-bound stars of old were genre characters, rather than allaround actors, and whenever they tried to break free of the sweatymen genre, critics were usually unimpresse­d. Arnold Schwarzene­gger’s 1994 comedy, Junior, was widely panned — partly because it was about a man who falls pregnant, but also because it required Arnie to play a scientist.

Most pre-millennial actors were athletic or healthy rather than buff, while the more “manly” stars tended to be defined by rugged good looks, rather than brawn. Physically, it is hard to imagine what Ingrid Bergman saw in the chain-smoking Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca (1942), or why the 34-year-old Audrey Hepburn so desperatel­y wanted to snag the 59-year-old Cary Grant in Charade (1963).

Those actors who did draw big crowds when taking their tops off were permitted to go on doing so long after they had lost their youthful physique; the Charlton Heston of Ben-Hur (1959) was considerab­ly more defined than the Charlton Heston of Earthquake (1974) — yet the age of his onscreen lovers remained the same.

The problem was that movies were made by male-dominated studios in a sexually conservati­ve era. Up to the early ‘60s, the ideal woman was still perceived to be chaste and therefore their capacity for lust was undervalue­d by the marketing boys. Some male stars still managed to draw huge crowds on sex appeal, but they were rarely subject to the same degree of objectific­ation as female actors.

The sexual revolution of the 1960s was supposed to change all this; suddenly men and women were encouraged to show more flesh and enjoy each other on more equal terms. But Hollywood took a long time to catch up. Tastes and standards continued to be set by men who were thrilled at the new level of sexual possibilit­y, but rather ignorant of what women wanted.

The fear of appointing a man with a little extra weight didn’t stop the studio paying Sean Connery $1.5 million to return to the role instead. In one scene, he undresses in front of a vixen and she exclaims: “Why James, there’s more to you than meets the eye!” The uncharitab­le might answer, “Yes, about 28 pounds.”

So how did we get from Connery to Craig, from hairy, slack leading men to hard-bodied models? The answer is marketing. Competing against DVDs, TV and the Internet, 21st-century producers have tried to turn cinema into an event — like going to a theme park (if Citizen Kane was made today, it would be in 3D) — and the demographi­c thought most willing to pay to experience all the fun of the fair are adolescent­s. Hence, the target age of most movies has fallen dramatical­ly, driving down the age of the average star in the process.

At the same time, movies have undergone a gender rebalance. Whereas they often used to be made by men for men, they are now increasing­ly made by men for women.

The superhero movies that hit screens in 2012 were unashamedl­y marketed at women. For instance, there was a time when Spider-Man simply climbed walls and caught cat burglars; but in The Amazing Spider-Man, he was transforme­d into a troubled, tousle-haired teen who just needs to meet the right girl.

The impact on the quality of the movies is measured in a loss of wit and charm. It’s a controvers­ial observatio­n, but I’ve found the recent Bond films most un-Bond-like. They’re ultraviole­nt and humourless; bone cracking against bone as Craig unleashes his taut body like a whip.

There was a time when Bond was a man in a safari suit with a gun in one hand, a Martini in the other, a cigarette in the mouth and a cheeky glint in his eye.

If Roger Moore is still available to play the part, I for one would pay good money to see it.

 ?? United Artists ?? A flabby-chested Roger Moore with a turkey neck — flanked by Maud Adams, left, and Britt Ekland, from 1974’s The Man with the Golden Gun — had no trouble attracting women.
United Artists A flabby-chested Roger Moore with a turkey neck — flanked by Maud Adams, left, and Britt Ekland, from 1974’s The Man with the Golden Gun — had no trouble attracting women.
 ?? For the Calgary Herald ?? The chiselled physiques of Zac Efron, pictured, or Brad Pitt look suspicious­ly like the product of special effects.
For the Calgary Herald The chiselled physiques of Zac Efron, pictured, or Brad Pitt look suspicious­ly like the product of special effects.

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