Communism never sleeps

Re: “Tackling a hot topic,” Opinion, Sept. 26. WHOOPS! Get that Douglas Todd out of here, he just blew our gig!! The poor old socialists and Communists lost it all when the Soviet Union imploded. What to do?

Wait, we’ve got it! We’ll say the planet is being endangered by global warming

— no, better call it “climate change” ( because for some damn reason it ain’t warming any more) then, since all those nasty democrats/capitalists keep disagreeing and wanting their say, we’ll have one world government, then it will be fine.

It will be run by “women and men practised in the art of impartiality,” and if the good citizens don’t agree, we’ll need an “international police force.”

Well, hell, we’ll just shoot them — just like we used to do in East Germany. Has the Calgary Herald lost its collective mind?

That’s communism, you idiots ... just like rust, it never sleeps.

C. A. Pahl, Calgary