FLYING THE FLAKY SKIES
From wearing pyjamas to doing their nails, airline passengers do the strangest things
What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen a passenger do on a plane? If you said, “Change into pyjamas mid-flight,” then maybe you were on my red-eye from Orlando to Frankfurt, Germany, during which a passenger disappeared into the restroom and emerged in a nightgown.
It happens more often than you’d think. John Gray, who owns a company that sells gift baskets in London, admits to changing into his jammies on long flights.
“I like to wear my Pikachu onesie,” he says. “It’s super comfy and helps me get a good night’s sleep on long-haul flights. I usually get a smile from everybody who sees me and nobody has ever said something weird.”
Brave man, John.
There’s a subset of airline passengers such as Gray who take hitting 30,000 feet as an invitation to make themselves at home. And then some.
“Children in pyjamas on a plane are one thing,” says Barbara Warrington, a retired occupational therapist from Incline Village, Nev. “Grown-ups are quite another — and, I would suggest, a no-no.”
But wait. Isn’t there a waiver for first-class passengers in those lie-flat seats? Yes, suggests Lauren Guilfoyle of Emirates Airline. Her air carrier hands out sleepwear with “moisturizing” qualities to first-class passengers.
“The natural ingredients of shea butter and argan oil are released as you move, so your skin stays moisturized and protected,” she explains.
Well, if you have $12,000 to spend on an airline ticket, I suppose you can wear anything.
For the rest of us, April Masini, an etiquette expert based in New York, has the following advice: “Adults should not wear pyjamas on a plane.”
They are, she says, “exhibitionists looking for attention,” and you should probably expect more and stranger behaviour from them, especially if the flight is long.” (For the record, Gray says that other than wearing his jammies, he’s never done anything unusual on a plane.)
Whatever it is that causes some air passengers to put on their pyjamas prompts others to take off their shoes — and even their socks. This is a strange thing, because on land, these people wouldn’t dare place their shoeless feet on, say, a restaurant table. It can also turn ugly when those same passengers feel it’s acceptable to rest their feet on the seat backs or armrests in front of them.
“It’s a personal-space invasion,” says Lori Geoffroy, a frequent air traveller from San Francisco who channelled her distaste for this type of behaviour into her business. Her company, Ickerz, sells a line of novelty stationery products featuring cartoon animals stuck in (I’m not making this up), “smelly situations.”
“It’s annoying,” Geoffroy says, “when people put their feet on the armrest of the passenger in front of them — and it’s even worse if they’re shoeless.”
Todd Brown remembers a recent
Children in pyjamas on a plane are one thing. Grown-ups are quite another — and, I would suggest, a no-no.
flight from Hong Kong to Istanbul. A man across the aisle calmly removed his shoes and socks and began clipping his toenails.
“After finishing his toenails and fingernails, he then got a bottle of clear nail polish and proceeded to start painting his nails,” recalls Brown, a sales manager from Newtown Square, Pa.
So what can you do if you find yourself getting a very close look at a fellow passenger’s pedicure? From my experience of mediating travel disputes, both in the air and on the ground, your options are limited. Dirty looks only ratchet up the tension.
Your best move is to move. Find an empty seat or ask a flight attendant to reseat you. Don’t make a scene. If another seat isn’t available, try hanging out in the galley in the back of the plane. You may have to take your seat if you hit turbulence, and a crew member might shoo you back to your seat during meal service. But it’s preferable to the alternative.
At best, the bizarre behaviours of other passengers can make your summer vacation memorable.