Bear facts

We all know Ted is the worst-behaved bear around. Here’s how other furballs rate — one being tame and five being badass:

Yogi Bear

Guilty of: Tormenting Ranger Smith, pilfering “pic-a-nic baskets.”

Rating: 4

The Jungle Book’s Baloo

Guilty of: Sleepiness, calling everyone “little britches.”

Rating: 3

Winnie the Pooh

Guilty of: Stealing “honey,” getting caught in doorways of houses that don’t belong to him.

Rating: 2

Fozzie Bear

Guilty of: Bad jokes, ignoring those who ask him to stop telling bad jokes.

Rating: 1

Smokey Bear

Guilty of: Trying to prevent forest fires, pointing at people.

Rating: 0.5 (it’s rude to point)