CRYPTOGRAMS

Cryptograms are encoded sentences, where each letter has been substituted with another. Each puzzle has its own code, but subsitutions are consistent throughout that puzzle. A letter may not stand for itself. For example, JVVW could be code for KEEP, making every V in that puzzle an E, etc.

Last Week’s Cryptograms

1. A math guru asked: “I have three bottles in one hand and two bottles in another, what do I have? A student replied: “a drinking problem!”

2. A physics class talked and pondered on whether you can make a water bed more bouncy by using spring water.

3. A kid was asked by a teacher which book helped him the most. He replied, “my dad’s checkbook!”

4. A math teacher called the student average. It was an ugly thing to say. That was very mean!

CRYPTOGRAMS Falling by Myles Mellor

1. VRIA FXF ARQ MXQCS IER ACQQ EIS GU I CHFFS IHAHLU FIS? “X VIUA SGH AG PQIM LQ IPGUQ!”

2. LQ’P C JKUCZQLT CIQIUZ VCM. KZG NGCB PCMP QK QYG KQYGJ, “L TKINV GCPLNM BCNN BKJ MKI!”

3. RY XNMIT FD OLRB YN YCRZA YCLY YCD HBDLYDVY LZT ENVY BNELZYRX LMYMEZ VNZH RV “OLIIRZ” FS LIRXRL ADSDV.

4. CVVM IWJCT’ AZACZPTOQUT SV NZWW QX KOZ IVVW VE FJKJAX FT QK’T NOZX PZFSZPT WQMZ EWQUUQXR UFRZT FXS WZFEQXR KOPVJRO AVPZ CVVMT!