Mattel has launched a gender neutral barbie doll, which is great news for representation. but have you ever seen a barbie doll without clothes? they’re already as gender neutral as it gets.
In early christmas news, meet the world’s first kale-flavoured candy cane. the makers warn they might not have the nutritional value of actual kale. So if you want none of the taste of candy and none of the nutrients of kale, this is the confectionary nightmare you’ve been waiting for.
Jimmy Fallon democrats want to write up formal articles of impeachment against trump by Halloween. and you’ll know they’re bad when trump buys a dora costume and tries sneaking into Mexico.
It looks like trump could be impeached by the holidays. It’ll be weird on thanksgiving when trump pardons a turkey and then asks the turkey to pardon him back. “come on, Giblet! We had a deal.”
Less than two weeks after he cancelled their camp david slumber party, the taliban is saying that if trump wants to talk their doors are open. Of course their doors are open: they live in caves.
the only peace donald trump is ever going to get is a five-piece extra crispy from KFC.
Late Late Show
James Corden a study has just come out showing that for most people a gluten-free diet has zero health benefits. Our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens of Los angeles in this difficult time. according to the study, it costs three times as much to avoid eating gluten. that’s a lot of bread for not a lot of bread.