SURVIVING A JUICE CLEANSE À DEUX

1. Cleanse when your schedule is relatively

open. The first few days will leave you feeling tired and cranky.

2. Empty your fridge. Once the novelty of chewing on bee pollen has worn off, you really don’t want

leftover pad Thai staring back at you.

3. Sign up for Netflix.

You’ll be tired and bored. Don’t go to a movie theatre, where everyone else will be wolfing down popcorn.

4. Date a comedian.

The cleansing experience will be way more entertaining.

5. Bypass the cleanse (and hunger-induced moaning) altogether

and opt to bond directly over sex and

movies instead.