35. Live in the past

The Tumblr “pop culture died in 2009” celebrates something we have secretly suspected all along: Celebrity gossip just isn’t what it used to be when Paris, Lindsay and the Simpson sisters reigned over the grocery-checkout aisle. Prepare to lose hours to this wormhole of forgotten tabloid news items, reported like we’re back in 2003. Juicy track pants and widestreak highlights will enhance your scrolling experience.