Romantic Valentine’s Day vacations, whatever your relationship status.

The only person you need to spoil this V Day is yourself.

PLEASE DON’T TALK TO ME.

If your relationship recently took a Fergieand-Josh turn, take some “you” time at Renew. This “breakup boot camp,” set on a luxury farm in upstate New York, is designed to heal broken hearts through a combo of therapy, yoga and (our fave) delish organic meals.

WINTER ALL THE WAY

Located in Courchevel, a village in France that looks like the inside of a snow globe, the mountain-chic Hôtel Barrière Les Neiges will satisfy both ski and après-ski types in your circle. It’s located steps from the slopes—you can even get a catered mountaintop lunch—and has a spa offering Biologique Recherche treatments.

GIRLS TRIP— THE SEQUEL

Please see “Ready to parrrttyyyyyyy!”

READY TO PARRRTTYYYYYYY!

Boutique property Habitas Tulum has been described as the love child of Kardashian-fave Aman hotels, Club Med, Soho House and Burning Man. Translation: little sleep, lotsa booze and pool time and plenty of mingling both at the hotel (they host chic dinner parties and events like mezcal tastings) and in the boho party town of Tulum, which is just a cab ride away.

BEACH, PLEASE

How about the presidential villa in the new Park Hyatt St. Kitts? (Hey, we can dream.) The house—which has its own pool, games room and executive chef—is located right on Banana Bay, but we’re betting you’ll spend 90 percent of your time at the hotel’s 3,500-square-metre Miraval spa. Note: In case your money train hasn’t come yet, the property’s traditional rooms are almost as indulgent.