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The Cure’s ROBERT SMITH Doesn’t Identify as “Goth”

“I’m not some sleepy, undead hipster y’know” he said, over the phone from inside his day coffin.

STEVE ALBINI Wins Big at World Series of Poker

A Nesting Bird Might Derail OTTAWA BLUESFEST

KANYE Cut a DRAKE Verse From ye

Fat Mike Says NOFX Are Blacklisted From America

Other players were distractedly enamoured with the dry, unfettered sound of his chips dropping.

A meddling bird story is as close to a blues premise as you’ll hear at Ottawa Bluesfest.

Drizzy spit a ruthless diss, accusing Pusha-T of only saying “Sorry” when actually necessary.

“We can do that?” asked other countries.