Exclaim!

Ripped from the Headlines

- BY VISH KHANNA

The are making a pyramid out of dead people

Flew to China for a Scam Music Festival

Couple Thrown Out of Show for Having Sex in Front Row LUCY DACUS, BOYGENIUS

Unreleased Tapes Found in Winnipeg Garage “Hey, that was our idea!” said Doug Ford’s office.

Not a total shock, given its Artistic Director was Cardi B.

Still more tolerable than the couple filming the whole show on an iPad. Sadly, it’s just Randy Bachman guitar noodling during phone calls with an increasing­ly annoyed Bell service representa­tive.

EXCLAIM. CA/ COMEDY

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