Ripped from the Head­lines

Exclaim! - - SHOTS - BY VISH KHANNA

The are mak­ing a pyra­mid out of dead peo­ple

Flew to China for a Scam Mu­sic Fes­ti­val

Cou­ple Thrown Out of Show for Hav­ing Sex in Front Row LUCY DACUS, BOY­GE­NIUS

Un­re­leased Tapes Found in Win­nipeg Garage “Hey, that was our idea!” said Doug Ford’s of­fice.

Not a to­tal shock, given its Artis­tic Di­rec­tor was Cardi B.

Still more tol­er­a­ble than the cou­ple film­ing the whole show on an iPad. Sadly, it’s just Randy Bach­man gui­tar noodling dur­ing phone calls with an in­creas­ingly an­noyed Bell ser­vice rep­re­sen­ta­tive.

EXCLAIM. CA/ COM­EDY

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