Montreal Gazette

Long live the King

- STEVE TILLEY

The Shining is one of the bestknown, most highly acclaimed psychologi­cal horror movies of all time. And Stephen King doesn’t like it very much.

Horror maestro King has famously said he considers the Stanley Kubrick-directed masterpiec­e to be a poor adaptation of the novel, and that Kubrick’s film never “gets you by the throat” the way good fright flick should.

We wonder, then, what King thinks of The Dark Tower, the recently released adaptation of his series. Actually, no need to wonder: King is mostly positive about the film.

Film critics, though, are far less enamoured. But let’s be honest, this isn’t exactly the first film adaptation of a King book to lay an egg. Children of the Corn, anyone? Maximum Overdrive? The Lawnmower Man?

Fortunatel­y, King’s cinematic oeuvre is chockabloc­k with movies that are good ... and you can stream or digitally rent them from your own haunted house.

CARRIE (1976)

Don’t bother with the 2013 remake or the weird 2002 TV movie — director Brian De Palma’s original take on the story of a meek teen with supernatur­al powers is by far the best. It’s unapologet­ically R-rated ( just in case the opening scene in a girls’ locker-room didn’t make that abundantly clear), and Sissy Spacek absolutely kills in the title role. Literally.

Find it on: iTunes, Google Play, PlayStatio­n Store, Microsoft Store

MISERY (1990)

The first of two King/Rob Reiner joints on this list, this unforgetta­ble movie about a romance novelist (James Caan) and a deranged fan who saves him from a car wreck (Kathy Bates) holds up to repeat viewings. We still cringe every time THAT SCENE with the sledgehamm­er happens. Bates won a well-deserved Oscar for this one.

Find it on: PlayStatio­n Store

STAND BY ME (1986)

Any King fan knows his books are as much about humanity as much as they are about horror. Directed by Reiner, this non-supernatur­al, bitterswee­t tale of four boys searching for a dead body in the woods is funny, scary, heartbreak­ing and intimately relatable. The lads are played by a very young Wil Wheaton, Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell and the late River Phoenix.

Find it on: Amazon Video, iTunes, Google Play, PlayStatio­n Store, Microsoft Store

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION (1994)

This amazing movie seems to be on TV every five minutes, but maybe you’ve already cut the cord and are jonesing for your annual fix of Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman and a sewer pipe full of liquefied poop. This jailhouse drama is King storytelli­ng at its peak, helped by the directoria­l talents of Frank Darabont.

Find it on: iTunes, Google Play, Cineplex Store, PlayStatio­n Store, Microsoft Store

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