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Canadian Proud

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ey and sporting world. If a country can be identified by a sport, we seem to be ID’ed by hockey, and believe it or not, hockey is not even recognized as our National Sport. That honour belongs to lacrosse. At one time, I would have argued in favour of hockey but when you think about it, the honour could be shared with hockey being the national winter sport and lacrosse as the national summer sport. There, I solved another national crisis! Maybe I should call Justin and give him some advice on pipeline stuff.

I have never been a Justin supporter and odds are good I never will be, but his value for me as our Prime Minister went up a notch or two lately. He has had to deal with a spoiled red white and blue bratty baby bully from south of the 49th. The baby bully seems to disrespect every world leader except brutal dictators and Justin was no different, but after he was promised a special place in hell by one of the baby bully’s boys. Justin shrugged his shoulders (a move inherited from his father) and basically said, “We will see who goes to hell.”

If it was me I and I had to deal with that bratty baby bully, I am sure I would have dropped my gloves and given him the biggest sucker punch he has ever received, but he would probably say the sucker punch was his idea…sigh. These are just a few of the thousands of Canadian things that give a me reason to wave my flag and sing my national anthem, both of which I plan to do on Canada Day…care to join me?

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