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On New Year’s Eve, Bill was in no shape to drive, having had a few too many, so he sensibly left his car in the lot and walked home.
As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a cop.
“What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?” asked the officer.
“I’m on my way to a lecture,” answered Bill.
“And who in their right mind is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?” asked the cop sarcastically.
“My wife,” slurred Bill grimly.