Maybe she’ll get work as Jude Law’s nanny?

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One of Europe’s biggest fashion retailers, Hennes & Mauritz — known as H&M — has dropped celebrity model Kate Moss like a hot rock after she acknowledged there was some truth to British reports about her cocaine use. H&M was ready to use the supermodel to help plug a new Stella McCartney collection in November. Not now. Here’s the head-office PR quote: “ After evaluating the situation, we have decided that a campaign with Kate Moss is not consistent with H&M’s clear disassociation from drugs.” The tabs had some pretty lurid claims: Moss and Naomi Campbell getting through a a “fist-sized” pile of Bolivian marching powder one night; cokefuelled intimacy with Sadie Frost; a coked-up three-way with Frost and Jude Law; Moss leaving the table at some banquet where she sat beside Nelson Mandela to go snort up in the bathroom; on and on it goes. Kate has admitted only to cocaine use, and apologized to the public. So can we believe Charlie Sheen when he says that his marriage broke up because he —wait for it — watched too much TV sports? That’s his story, and he’s sticking to it. Denise Richards, pregnant with their second kid at the time, kicked him out for being a couch potato. “I had an epiphany later on what the sports highlight [show] is for,”

he said. “The sports highlight is for parents,

people that should be

spending more time

doing more important things.” Sheen

and Richards are

reported to be in

the early stages

of a possible

reconciliation.

Doug Camilli,

CanWest News

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