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There has been a lot of noise

lately on Survivor:

Guatemala, and not just the howler monkeys. No, siree, this noise has to do with former NFL quarterback Gary Hogeboom, who is trying to hide his real identity on the show. Last week, Boston police sergeant Amy O’Hara — she’s the one with the busted ankle — said that if she finds out he’s been lying, “ I’ll freakin’ kill him.” Hey, Amy, chill. He was no good as a quarterback, anyway. His career stats show that he threw 60 interceptions in 79 games. Those are Couch Boy numbers. ( Global, CBS) 2

Last week on The

Apprentice, The Donald

said, “Trump is Trump, what can I tell you?” Tonight, The Donald says, “Sometimes really smart people go a little bit too far.” Mr. Trump, this is reality TV. One can never go too far. ( Global, NBC) 3

On tonight’s season finale of

The Greatest Ever, the top

10 helicopters of all time are put through their paces, including an upside-down flying test and a mid-air delivery of a glass of champagne. Guess we won’t be seeing any Sea Kings, then. ( Discovery)