GUITARIST USES A LOT OF ILLUSION IN FAMILY DIGS — BUT WILL THERE BE A BUYER?

Guns ’n’ Roses ex-guitarist Slash has listed his L.A. home due to his divorce from Perla Ferrar. The seven-bedroom, eight-bathroom home in Beverly Hills is on the market at $10.995 million. If you aren’t into black walls, skull wallpaper, dark tufted leathers, heavy velvet drapes and leopard-print carpeting, walk away now. The taupe Mediterranean exterior gives no hint of its interior eccentricities, but there are a few. Like, say, the stripper pole in the party room. The master bedroom sports a pink-silk-festooned four poster bed, rather unexpected for a heavymetal rocker. But son London’s graffiti bedroom? Solid. His other sweet child, Cash, has a trompe-l’oeuil sky above his bed. And there’s that half-pipe skate ramp in the backyard. And the pool and spa. And the kids may even appreciate the organic vegetable garden.