SNAP JUDGMENTS

WE’RE NOT JUDGING ...

Newfoundland police for sending out a press release looking for a “missing season: summer.” Also: we approve of the brainstorm resulting in new names for July that include Ju-lied and Jucry.

WE AGREE ...

With Barack Obama: Jon Stewart shouldn’t be allowed to quit the Daily Show.

WE’RE SCANDALIZED ...

By rapper Meek Mill’s claims that Canadian musician Drake doesn’t write his own raps. Wheelchair Jimmy wouldn’t lie to us … would he?

WE’RE DIGGING ...

The new Spectre trailer, which includes Christoph Waltz in a Nehru jacket. Also, every trailer should have a crazy guy at a chess board shouting: “He’s everywhere!”

WE’RE NOT ...

Going to see Sony’s upcoming movie about the poop emoji. NOBODY is going to see Sony’s upcoming movie about the poop emoji, do you hear us?