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Behold: the dirtiest parts of an airplane

Travelling can be kind of a nightmare for germ-a-phobes. Whether you go by plane, train or automobile, you’re sure to meet with dirty rest-stop bathrooms, crowded trains and buses, or people coughing next to you on the airplane.

If that kind of stuff bothers you, this article will not make you feel better.

Travelmath.com, a site that helps people calculate the driving and flying time between cities, ranked some of the dirtiest places in airports and airplanes, based on 26 samples gathered by a microbiologist sent to examine five airports and four flights.

Unsurprisingly, it found that airports and airplanes are dirtier than the average home. But the places where they found the most germs in airports and on airplanes might surprise you.

The samples gathered show that washrooms in airplanes and airports actually have fewer germs than other things we consider far less innocuous. On the airplane, the dirtiest place by far was actually the tray table. Their tests found that the tray table had 2,155 “colony forming units” — a measure of the number of bacteria or fungal cells that are able to multiply — per square inch.

That compares to 285 on the overhead air vent, only 265 on the lavatory flush button, and 230 on the seatbelt buckle.

In the airport, the findings were similar: drinking fountain buttons had 1,240 colony forming units per square inch, compared to only 70 on washroom stall locks.

Here is its ranking of the six locations: 1. Tray table – 2,155 CFU/sq. in. 2. Drinking fountain buttons – 1,240 CFU/sq. in. 3. Overhead air vent – 285 CFU/sq. in. 4. Lavatory flush button – 265 CFU/sq. in. 5. Seatbelt buckle – 230 CFU/sq. in. 6. Bathroom stall locks – 70 CFU/sq. in.

Thankfully, all the samples were negative for fecal coliforms like E. coli, which can make people fatally ill.

Based on 22 households tested by the National Science Foundation, pet bowls, pet toys and home countertops are often dirtier than some things in the airplane and airport, while home toilet seats, cellphones and money are actually cleaner.

It might seem counterintuitive that washrooms are cleaner than tray tables and countertops. The figures suggest that airlines and airports are actually doing a decent job of sanitizing restrooms — which is a good thing, since dirty washrooms can easily spread disease.

The bad news is they don’t appear to be doing a good enough job of cleaning other things. Travelmath points out that the pressure on airlines to board a plane quickly has increased in recent decades, meaning tray tables often don’t get cleaned until the end of the day.

The tests suggest that airlines need to clean planes more often. But until that happens, you might want to avoid eating anything that comes in contact with your tray table.