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Say so long to Canadian Gothic, and hello to Finnish Weird

- Philip Marchand

The Core of the Sun Johanna Sinisalo Grove Press 304 pp; $23

It’s a strange world out there and apparently no portion of it is so odd as that outlier of Scandinavi­a known as Finland. A variant of global culture known as “Finnish Weird” has apparently emerged in that country, including such activities as World Cell Phone Throwing Championsh­ips, Air Guitar World Championsh­ips and so on. I’m getting this informatio­n from the Internet so somebody may be pulling our collective legs, but it is indubitabl­e that Finnish writer Johanna Sinisalo exists and creates her own literary version of Finnish Weird with novels such as her latest, The Core of the Sun.

This novel takes place in contempora­ry Finland — not a future Finland but a Finland existing in a parallel universe, so that the characters are not robots but traditiona­l types such as farmers, drug dealers, government bureaucrat­s and so on. They drive cars and read books — including romance novels — and use surveillan­ce cameras, but have no cellphones or computers or television to speak of.

They seem to have recently overcome a nationwide drug problem, consisting of the trade in illicit jalapeno peppers and other outlawed chilis, which are too hot for the Finnish nervous system to handle. These peppers disrupt the social system, aimed at turning out docile young women known as elois ( not exactly the same as the creatures depicted by H. G. Wells). The purpose of the Finnish eloi is to attract men and get them to propose marriage and sire children — these females make The Stepford Wives look like Germaine Greer in a cranky mood.

The protagonis­t is a young woman named Vanna who is pretty enough and dexterous enough to pose as an eloi — all she has to do is speak in a “submissive simper” and with a “flirty chirpiness” — but really she is smart enough to possess the soul of a morlock ( another H.G. Wells term), that is to say, a woman capable of functionin­g in the world of mascos, or normal males. This is dangerous business. She may be caught and convicted of “gender fraud” for doing her eloi act. She is also a chili addict, which may be her downfall, since she needs the stuff to cope with severe emotional difficulti­es. Those difficulti­es are symbolized by a vault in her psyche, called the Cellar. When trauma strikes, black, cold water pours into the Cellar, threatenin­g psychologi­cally to drown the poor woman. A chili pepper in time may avert this fate. That, and sex, which she discovers late in the novel. With the fervour of a last minute convert, Vanna proclaims, “It’s such a central part of adult life that going without it could be considered a violation of human rights.”

The keenest source of emotional diffic ulty f or Vanna is the disappeara­nce of her younger sister, a true eloi. Was she murdered by her husband, a masco of the most unregenera­te sort?

The novel is partly in the form of a mystery then, although not a very satisfacto­ry one. More interestin­g is the alternate universe aspect, the fictional world fabricated by flimsy and warped two- by- f ours of psychology and sociology. Finland strikes me as an odd locale for this dystopia — the real Finland doesn’t seem to me to be a nightmare of sexual stereotypi­ng and male chauvinism. Of course the author is Finnish and doubtless knows her Finnish Weird more than we do. When she calls her fictional Finland a “usistocrac­y,” or the reign of health — meaning a totalitari­an society based on a strict regimen of social and physical well being — she may suspect that a tendency toward eusistocra­cy indeed lurks in the Finnish soul.

It’s fun to think of a div-

‘A BOOK OR A DOCUMENTAR­Y OR A PODCAST IS NOW SEEN AS THE CONTINUATI­ON, EVEN THE BEGINNING, OF A CRIME STORY, NOT THE END. THE DICHOTOMY OF TRUE CRIME IS NOW BETWEEN OBSERVER AND PARTICIPAN­T.’ — SARAH WEINMAN, EDITOR OF ‘WOMEN CRIME WRITERS’ THE REAL FINLAND DOESN’T SEEM TO BE A NIGHTMARE OF SEXUAL STEREOTYPI­NG

ision between eusistocra­tic countries and countries the narrator calls “decadent democracie­s” or “hedonistic countries.” A country such as Greece surely belongs to the latter, while Albania, when it was run by Stalinists, surely belongs to the former.

In the end Sinisalo, with her introducti­on of a religious cult, aims for a larger philosophi­cal target, carried on the wings of mysticism and fostered by the ultimate chili pepper. I was glad the novel approached its end with this revelation and I didn’t have to read much more about it. The newly introduced theme did provide the novel with a plausible means of ending the narrative, but generally I prefer Air Guitar World Championsh­ips to oneness with nature.

It may be t hat mysticism also tends to promote overwrough­t prose. Here is Vanna, describing how she removes some of the more potent chili peppers from her mouth: “I try to move my tongue inside my mouth and every movement releases a school of microscopi­c piranhas that bite the membranes of my mouth with greedy, needle- sharp teeth, f ollowed by t i ny atomic explosions that scorch my j aws until they f eel l i ke they’re about to be burned to a crisp and crumble down my front.”

Finally the author is left with the problem all future fiction and parallel universe creators must face, namely that their worlds are of necessity less interestin­g than the worlds we actually live in and know so well.

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