OUR FIVE-DAY CULTURAL MOOD SWING

Jughead’s officially asexual, but we all kind of knew that already Kanye ‘ knows’

Cosby’s innocent, but he just can’t make up his mind about

that album title That Adele video was a real boon to Xavier Dolan’s Hollywood

career If we HAD to pick a favourite item from the Oscar swag bag, it would probably be the $ 275 toilet paper Time to bust out the old blue steel