SPOON- BENDER GELLER SEEKS JOB AT 10 DOWNING ST.

Uri Geller, the spoon-bender who claims to be “psychic,” has accepted an invitation to “weirdos” and “misfits” to apply for jobs in British Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s administration, saying that his “genuine” powers would be an asset.

Dominic Cummings, the prime minister’s most senior aide, recently called for people on the “frontiers of the science of prediction” to apply for a variety of official jobs in a blog post.

Highlighting his skills in a covering letter, Geller claimed that his career in entertainment had been “the perfect mask” for espionage work with the CIA and FBI.

He said his work for Johnson had “already begun,” claiming the prime minister owed his general election victory to Geller’s present of a spoon “energized with mind positivity.”

A source close to the psychic said: “Uri is 100 per cent serious about taking up a role in government.