National Post

A VERY GOOD BOY

Kenneth Whyte will never be the same after Employee No. 1.

- Kenneth Whyte Kenneth Whyte, founding editor of the National Post, is the publisher of Sutherland House Books and author of the SHUSH newsletter, from which this is adapted.

There was no aura of destiny surroundin­g Employee No. 1. Rather, for the first seven years that he lived in our house, sponging off us, sleeping his days away, demonstrat­ing no talent or potential whatsoever, I considered him a loafer. A lap dog.

When I started working from home four years ago, my opinion of him didn’t immediatel­y change. He appeared to resent my presence. He had a lazy routine, and I wasn’t part of it. If he ever visited my study, it was to jump on the chair and look out the window at someone else arriving home. Someone who fed him.

We warmed to each other only gradually. He started visiting me at lunchtime, especially when I had barbecue. He’d never mastered such basic terms as stay, sit, and fetch, but he learned “barbecue” almost overnight. Before long, I’d only have to say “going for barbecue” and he’d run to the front door and insist on accompanyi­ng me on a take-out run.

Ascertaini­ng that he wasn’t half as dumb as I’d supposed, I began speaking to him more regularly. Sutherland House was a solo operation in its first year. Being accustomed to teamwork, and having no one else to share with, I’d tell him what I was doing, and why. He seldom answered but nothing escaped him. He spent more of each day in my study, resting under the desk, listening to my calls with one eye open, occasional­ly jumping onto my lap to see what I was up to.

After a few months of this, it was clear he considered us colleagues. He followed me room to room. No matter what I was eating, he demanded to share. If I had deliveries to make, he called shotgun. I decided to admit him as Employee No. 1.

I leased an office in the second half of that first year, several blocks from home. It’s a fiveminute walk: through a field, past a dog park, down Moore Avenue, up the stairs, and there you are. Part of Emmett’s job was to accompany me.

These trips unleashed his latent ambition. Every morning, immediatel­y after breakfast, he would nudge me to close my laptop, get dressed, and go to the office. It was sometimes grating to be interrupte­d by his wet nose, but I had to admire his initiative. “Time to go to work,” I’d say, and he’d bark in affirmatio­n.

Once he’d learned the drill, Emmett became maniacal about office duty. If it were up to him, we would have gone in seven days a week. A couple of times, for one reason or another, I went into the office without him. He left steaming expression­s of displeasur­e on my study floor. I value direct feedback but, this, too, was grating.

While at the office, he liked to keep the door open so he could keep track of comings and goings in the hallway. He positioned himself so he could watch me and the door at all times.

He developed a high degree of profession­alism, cordially greeting visitors to the office — even the postman, with whom he developed a friendly relationsh­ip, understand­ing that a third of our business runs through the mails.

He treated all the books with respect, not chewing or otherwise spoiling a single volume. He never once did his personal business in the office. (I’d occasional­ly accompany him to the parking lot on what we called “smoke breaks,” to preserve his dignity.)

Eventually, Matt, employee no. 2, joined us at the office, and we shared management duties. I watched over Matt’s work; Emmett supervised his lunch and apparel.

The only person Emmett mistrusted was Johnny, the landlord’s representa­tive. Johnny got a growl whenever he dropped in or simply walked past the door.

A rescue dog, Emmett had endured a tough first year of existence. It may be that Johnny, through his accent, or his odor, reminded him of things best forgotten. Either that or Emmett resented the terms of our lease, which we’d covered in detail.

By the end of that first year, Emmett and I were close. We valued each other as friends and co-workers. I admit that in some parts of the job he out-performed me. Whereas I routinely let days’ worth of emails pile up in my inbox, he would resolutely check thirty-some message hubs between home and the office—walls, trees, signposts— collecting informatio­n and, if warranted, leaving replies.

It was that manner of diligence that earned Emmett full partnershi­p in Sutherland House. He reveled in this new status. He took to prancing past the dog park in the mornings, snout up, as his fellow creatures ran in circles and sniffed each other’s asses.

We were two of a kind, me and Emmett: loving our work, and happiest when we were doing it.

Even after the pandemic hit and our office visits became less frequent, he still joined me in the study every day, remaining at his post all morning and afternoon and often into the evening, as well.

I think he recognized how dependent I’d become on him and was loath to let me down. I felt the same about him.

He even showed up for work last Monday, his last day, after weeks of failing health.

Everything since has been empty.

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