New Year’s Eve tips:

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1. To save your­self a for­tune in ther­apy, make sure you’re nowhere near Aunt Agnes when the clock strikes twelve.

2. Re­mem­ber, mak­ing a toast at a New Year’s Eve Party is a good idea. Serv­ing toast is not.

3. Although re­cy­cling is a good idea, at­tach­ing any left­over mistle­toe to your belt is highly dis­cour­aged.

4. Avoid any thoughts of Dick Clark and his pact with Satan.

5. To make sure you don’t miss any­one, start wish­ing friends "Happy New Year" some­time in Au­gust.

6. Although it may seem like a good idea at the time, do not drink and dial.

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