What are David Bowie and Prince talking about in heaven?
How much fun fucking Jesus and Montgomery Clift is. Guy Branum Hopefully they’re making some great music, not talking. Dan General They are throwing shade at all the whack-ass artists out now. Nomi Ruiz
What’s your message to Donald Trump?
You suck. Sun Sun Die. Nomi Ruiz You need a gay man in your life to sort out your damn hair. Actually, forget it. The hair fits the fool. Deko-ze
Barbra, Britney or Beyoncé?
Barbara Walters 100 per cent. Sprinkled with a little Hugh Downs... in assless chaps. Adrienne Fish Arianna Guy Branum Barbriyoncé, a mashup of all three. Dan General Britney. Blackout Britney with the bad extensions after her head shave. That was her best album. Nomi Ruiz How about a different Queen B, Björk! Deko-ze
Your high school bully is in front of you. What would you do or say?
“Made it to NOW Magazine, bitch, come at me!” Then I would quote the Spice Girls: “I see ya, HOLD TIGHT,” do a high kick, apologize and run away pretty fast. Should solve things. Adrienne Fish “Let’s be honest, Joe, I’m deeply, deeply attracted to you.” Guy Branum I would make out with him and then say, “See, darling, you are a whore.” Nomi Ruiz
If your life were an HBO series, who would play you (other than yourself!)? Who should be your love interest?
I’d be played by one of the other famous Canadian Ryans. Love interest? Jake Gyllenhaal, please and thank you. Ryan Kelly I would be played by Lord Varys of the Small Counsel from Game Of Thrones, and my boyfriend would be a dragon. Guy Branum Jennifer Lopez, and my love interest would be Theo James. Nomi Ruiz
Who should be the next James Bond (other than yourself)?
I am full on Team Gillian. Ryan Kelly Geena Davis Guy Branum Angelina Jolie Sun Sun Lana Del Rey Nomi Ruiz
Who’s your favourite queer TV character? Why?
Partial to a certain QAF drag queen…. Ryan Kelly Hal Johnson from Body Break. What. A. Man. Adrienne Fish Lea DeLaria, she plays Big Boo in Orange Is The New Black. She’s funny and doesn’t take any shit from anyone. Dan General Nomi from Sense8 Nomi Ruiz It’s a three-way tie: Lafayette from True Blood. Never mess with that tough-skinned homo! Jodie Dallas (played by Billy Crystal) on the TV sitcom Soap from 1977 to 81. I paid close attention to him and tried not to let my parents know. ABC received 32,000 complaint letters trying to get the show pulled. Thankfully it still aired. Marc St. James from Ugly Betty. On the surface, he was a witty and catty ’mo, but beneath that was a man trying to discover himself – a theme we can all relate to. Deko-ze
My Pride outfit “Hopefully my “Gay Uncle” T-shirt will have arrived!” Ryan Kelly Adrienne Fish My Pride outfit “Something slutty and cheap that fits my body right. Because the body’s expensive.” Guy Branum
My Pride outfit “Cacophonous colours and light fabrics. Shorts. Shoes I am comfortable vomiting on.” Nomi Ruiz My Pride outfit “A combination of boots, jockstrap, harness, leather chaps and a big smile.” Deko-ze Sun Sun Dan General