Friday, May 18
ñ AFter hours stAnD-uP ComeDy Empire
Comedy Live show. Fri & Sat 11:30 pm. $7. Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor W. comedybar.ca. BeD Post: the sex AnD sexuALIty vArIety show Sex stories, raunchy comedy, drag, burlesque & more. 8 pm. $15. The Social Capital Theatre, 154 Danforth. socap.ca.
the BLooDy mArys Present: BInge ñ
Leigh Cameron and Kirsten Rasmussen present a sketch review all about your TV intake. 8 pm. $15, adv $10. Bad Dog Comedy Theatre, 875 Bloor W. baddogtheatre.com. Doug stAnhoPe Stand-up show. Doors 7 pm. $60. Danforth Music Hall, 147 Danforth. ticketmaster.ca. LAughter LuAu Weekly, hosted by Rush Kazi. 9:30 pm. Free. Hawaii Bar, 989 Dovercourt. facebook.com/LaughterLuau. stAnD uP & DAnCe #41 Ryan Long, Sara Starkman, Nitish Sakhuja, Cameron Phoenix and others, after-party w/ DJ Class!ck. 9 pm. $10, adv $5. Supermarket, 268 Augusta. 416-4005650, fb.com/WeStandUpandDance.
yes, AnDroID A performer gets dialogue ñ
from a robot; the rest improvise around them. 9:30 pm. $15, stu $10. Bad Dog Comedy Theatre, 875 Bloor W. baddogtheatre.com.