LUCKY MONKEY

I recently heard a good joke: “Two men were walking down the street when a man with a monkey came up to them and asked if they’d take it to the zoo for him. They said, ‘Sure!’ The next day, the man saw the same two men with the monkey. He said, ‘I thought you were taking him to the zoo?’ One of the men replied, ‘We did, and today we’re taking him to the movies!’” Dianne Freeman, Elmira, Ont.