I just want to be as tired at bedtime as I am all day at work.
@ENVYDATROPIC I WORK IN A COFFEE SHOP, and by the end of my shift, I’m sometimes tripping over my words. Recently, when a customer thanked me, I tried to reply with “No problem” at the same time as “That’s yours.” Instead, I dropped a quarter into her hand and said, “That’s your problem.”
DIREN NAIDOO, Burlington, Ont. INTERVIEWER: Why should we hire you?
ME: I once pronounced “Worcestershire” correctly.
@DAFLOYDSTA SORRY MY ARMPITS are so sweaty; I had to say my name and title on a conference call. @STAP_JR
Ninety-five per cent of my workday is emailing people to see if they got my email.
@THECATWHISPRER UNFORTUNATE TYPO
I just typed to a work contact saying “I know you are very busty.” I meant to say “busy.” Not sure how I’ll ever recover from that one.
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