SUN­DAY, APRIL 1, 2018 Tan­gled Rings of Saturn

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Now Saturn’s rings have tan­gled; storms of Jupiter have quelled.

And not a sci­en­tist around knows how the sycamores of Venus were felled.

Into a uni­verse re­vealed as an ex­pand­ing swim­ming pool,

And I’m a drop! And you’re a drop!

And life is but an April fool!

ARIES (March 21-April 19). To go to the next level, you’re go­ing to need an in­sider se­cret or two. So how does an out­sider get in­sider se­crets? By be­com­ing an in­sider, of course. Your gen­uine in­ter­est in oth­ers will be the key that un­locks this door.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). It’s not al­ways like this, but for to­day it’s bet­ter to ask “why” in­stead of “what.” The an­swer will give you much-needed in­sight into the mo­ti­va­tion of oth­ers and the in­ner work­ings of things.

GEM­INI (May 21-June 21). You’re well aware of how much looks mat­ter to the pre­sen­ta­tion of your work, your ideas and your­self. You’ll put on the pol­ish, and it will pay you over many times.

CAN­CER (June 22-July 22). You can be as good, cor­rect, well­man­nered and amenable as they come, but if you deny your own need for plea­sure, self-ex­pres­sion and ego grat­i­fi­ca­tion, it will even­tu­ally de­mand its day.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Ev­i­dence sug­gests that hu­man an­ces­tors were walk­ing up­right 6 mil­lion years ago, though there is some sci­en­tific de­bate as to why. To­day you’ll do some­thing just to be­come a bit “taller,” and it will stick.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Share a few de­tails about your­self. It will get the con­ver­sa­tion go­ing, and you’ll find out pretty quickly whose in­ter­ests are likely to con­nect with your own.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Peo­ple need peo­ple. Speak­ing of which, you’ll need a lit­tle more lov­ing care than usual to­day, and your near­est and dear­est are in the mood to pro­vide it, too, if only you let them know how you’re re­ally feel­ing.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You’ve taken on much big­ger chal­lenges than this. The only dif­fer­ence is that you knew what you were get­ting into back there and this one is pretty much sprung on you. No mat­ter. You can han­dle it. 21).

SAGITTARIUS ( Nov.up 22- Dec.) The com­pas­sion wells in you when you’re around those who need it. The seem­ingly (and usu­ally) self­suf­fi­cient will be the ones who need your love the most.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). As luck is on your side to­day, a rather ar­bi­trary ac­tion could set off a most for­tu­itous string of events. You could say that it’s past karma swing­ing back around, but re­ally, it’s just your turn.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). While there’s growth in dis­com­fort, there’s also dis­com­fort in dis­com­fort. When you ex­pect this (and ex­pect the worst about it), you’ll be in a good po­si­tion to push past mi­nor im­ped­i­ments and de­velop in your de­sired di­rec­tion.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The old habits have served you well, but it’s time for some­thing new. It’s not too late to take up a new in­ter­est; in fact, your tim­ing has never been bet­ter.

TO­DAY’S BIRTH­DAY (April 1). Though con­text is im­por­tant, it’s the out-of-con­text and off-the­wall things you do that jolt your life into a fas­ci­nat­ing place. Not overly con­cerned with the opin­ions of oth­ers, you’ll make re­mark­able progress on the pas­sions dear­est to you. There’s a wind­fall in July. A key re­la­tion­ship gives you new goals and pur­poses. Taurus and Gem­ini adore you. Your lucky num­bers are: 39, 8, 10, 3 and 45.

FORE­CAST FOR THE WEEK AHEAD: Al­though Easter is a re­li­gious and cul­ture-based hol­i­day, it is also a cos­mic-based hol­i­day, sched­uled each year by the moon. It just so hap­pens that this year, the first Sun­day after the first full moon after the spring equinox falls on an­other first, the first of April. It’s a rare hap­pen­stance of sched­ul­ing that is cer­tain to pro­duce some gag Easter eggs and per­haps a few Easter bon­nets that do some­thing more than keep off the sun. Let your cre­ativ­ity go wild.

Mars and Saturn will come to­gether in Capricorn to make us more aware than usual of our time, its value and the ways in which we might spend it more ef­fi­ciently. And though most peo­ple don’t set out to do un­pleas­ant and un­nec­es­sary things, there will be even shorter tol­er­ance for peo­ple and ac­tiv­i­ties that don’t add to our lives in im­me­di­ate and ob­vi­ous ways.

Mer­cury gets into the MarsSaturn dy­nam­ics mid­week. The need for ef­fi­cient sys­tems has never been greater. Set your­self up with help­ful struc­tures that will make it easy for you to take the right steps again and again. It’s a fine week to an­swer the fol­low­ing ques­tion: If your life is your fac­tory, what does it pro­duce?

CELEBRITY PRO­FILES: Aries Su­san Boyle holds a Guin­ness World Record for hav­ing the fastest-sell­ing de­but al­bum by a fe­male artist in the U.K. Boyle’s con­sid­er­able ta­lent and as­ton­ish­ing suc­cess broke bound­aries and opened the minds of mu­sic mar­keters ev­ery­where. Hav­ing natal sun and Venus in Aries in­di­cates deep wells of pas­sion and strength. Hav­ing Mer­cury in Pisces makes for a soul­ful com­mu­ni­ca­tor.

Write Hol­i­day Mathis at Hol­i­day­ COPY­RIGHT 2018 CRE­ATORS.COM

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