Rob Ford’s shenanigans make for ideal musical theatre
But will the real mayor turn up for the opening?
Rarely is the source material for a new musical so completely familiar to every potential ticket buyer. Rob
Ford the Musical is a title that says it all. According to writer Brett McCaig, this “urban satire” isn’t malicious Ford bashing; it is the classic story of a hero who brings about his own undoing (falls from greatness). With 10 songs (music by Anthony Bastian), the 90-minute show pokes fun at everyone involved in the RoFo saga. Along with the laughs, the creators aim to humanize Ford.
The play “has a conscience,” says director Liz Gilroy, and uses humour “to help us make sense out of an insane situation.” Saskatchewan actor and comedian Sheldon Bergstrom was chosen out of nearly 100 actors to play the title role.
Gilroy says, “Bergstrom stood out from the rest due to his extensive repertoire, phenomenal voice and the comedic chops needed to walk the fine line that is the ‘Rob Ford’ character.”
Our notorious mayor has repeatedly opened himself up to ridicule. Although late night comics were grateful for the material, some of them eventually concluded their bits by saying, “This isn’t funny anymore. Rob Ford needs help.” Bergstrom is happy the script gives Ford “a fair shake.”
Other characters include Doug Ford, a police chief, a lawyer, Margaret Atwood (played by Lisa Horner, Ikea’s “Start the car” lady who played Mme Thenardier in last year’s revival of Les Miserables), a newspaper editor and a trans character named Transgression who acts as Ford’s “spiritual guide.”
Although it sounds as if the humour will be no more vicious than This Hour Has 22 Minutes or Stephen Colbert, this is emphatically not a kid-friendly show.
One song is called “Ford Nation F* You.” Other songs (pop, rock and country) will surely feature titles and lyrics lifted from Ford sound bites, like “gravy train,” “drunken stupor,” “all I can do is apologize,” “ask the r ight questio ns,” “enough to eat at home” and “business as usual.”
As McCaig says, the comedy wrote itself, they just added music. He a dds, they ar e leaving r oom in the script for f resh Fordisms. The mayor has also been invited to attend or even participate in the show, but so far, no response.
Rob Ford the Musical runs Sept. 15–28. For show information, go to www.robfordmusical.ca.
Sheldon Bergstrom, who portrays Rob Ford in the new musical, made the rounds at last month’s Taste of the Danforth