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Road Today - - Leisure -

SE­CUR­ING A JOB

Job in­ter­view in a psy­chi­a­try: So you’re in­ter­ested in work­ing with us. What is your ex­pe­ri­ence with men­tally dis­turbed peo­ple? I’ve been on Face­book for 7 years now. Very good, the job is yours.

SUCK­ING SUC­CESS

A woman caught her hus­band on the weight scale, suck­ing in his stom­ach. “That won’t help you, Joe, you know?” “Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the num­bers!”

LOVE ALL

A girl asks a boy: “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.” The girl is con­fused, “But it’s morn­ing, there are no stars?” Boy nods, “Ex­actly!”

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