Laugh out loud!
SECURING A JOB
Job interview in a psychiatry: So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people? I’ve been on Facebook for 7 years now. Very good, the job is yours.
A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. “That won’t help you, Joe, you know?” “Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
A girl asks a boy: “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.” The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?” Boy nods, “Exactly!”