Here’s the easiest quiz in all of Canada

How about an extremely difficult 150 question quiz about Canada? Don’t feel like it? Neither do I.

Summer’s finally here, Canada’s 150 years young and Roll Up The Rim has made a surprise appearance. Who needs all those skull-busting questions?

Sure, I could ask you how long the Trans-Canada Highway is. (7,821 kilometres).

Or which goalie first wore a mask. Or if Jacques Plante’s nickname really was Jelly Cheeks. But these are too hard. Instead, why not try Professor Camster’s Ridiculously Easy Canucklehead Quizz? If you get even one wrong, I’ll personally roll up your rim for you,* so how’s that?

1. The 7,821 kilometre long Trans-Canada is a a) river b) forest c) mountain d) highway

2. Jacques Plante was a a) farmer b) arborist c) goalie d) agronomist

3. Coureurs du Bois literally means a) runner of the woods b) wooden hearted c) tree climber d) Habitant

4. Voyageurs got around in a) a bright white sports car b) canoes c) black cars because they look better in the shade

d) a tan Kia

5. Longhouses were notable for being a) long b) wide c) tall d) stucco

6. True or false: The Group of Seven had only one member.

7. NATO stands for

a) Never Attempt Toboganning Outside

b) Nanaimo Artist Thumbtack Ouch

c) North Atlantic Treaty Organization

d) Nice Audi They Own

8. True or false: Bonhomme, Stay Puft and Bib the Michelin Man are all the same dudes.

9. Gordon Lightfoot’s Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald describes a) a shipwreck b) a hangover c) a tour bus crash d) a broken guitar

10. Hudson’s Bay is named after a) a blanket b) Tommy Hilfiger c) Henry Hudson d) Henry Ford

11. The Beachcombers were people who a) retrieved errant logs b) ran outdoor hair salons c) rescued swimmers in Malibu d) all of the above

12. 2017 minus 1867 equals a) 147 b) 148 c) 149

d) 150

13. The Littlest Hobo was a TV a) beaver b) dog c) raven d) panhandler

14. NOT a hockey player a) Sidney Crosby b) John Crosby c) Peter Mansbridge d) The Sydney Opera House 15. Lake Okanagan’s famous creature a) Bruno Gerussi b) Ogopogo c) The Loch Ness Monster d) Sasquatch

d,2. c, 3. a, 4. b, 5. a, 6. false, 7. c, 8. false, 9. a, 10. c, 11. a, 12. d, 13. b, 14. b,c, d, 15. b