No more cel­e­brat­ing

Sentinel-Review (Woodstock) - - OPINION -

Be­cause of the Lib­eral com­mit­ment to the Paris ac­cord on cli­mate change, Canada won’t be cel­e­brat­ing Christ­mas in 2019.

We won’t be able to give coal to the bad kids as the burn­ing of coal con­trib­utes to cli­mate change.

Santa’s rein­deer won’t be able to travel as the meth­ane gas they ex­pel when fart­ing adds to heat­ing of the planet.

No yule log will be burnt in the fire­place for warmth and ro­mance.

The cen­tre block of the Par­lia­ment is shut­ting down for 10 years for ren­o­va­tions to pre­vent all that hot air from ques­tion pe­riod es­cap­ing into the at­mos­phere.

What’s the world com­ing to? Good job we still have our mem­ory of Christ­mases past. Ken Faust Mitchell

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