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Inspired by cephalopods, marine chronometers, and James Cameron’s The Abyss, the Octopod is the latest eccentric clock-art collaboration by Swiss designers MB&F and master craftsmen L’epée 1839. Made from stainless steel, nickel, and palladium-plated brass, it’s an eight-legged, eight-day clock that displays hours and minutes inside its spherical glass head — right before it tears your face off. $35,000 USD