At least over-com­pen­sate with some style

The Coast - - FREE WILL ASTROLOGY -

We get it. You have a tiny dick, or you can’t get it up, or what-the-fuck-ever and hav­ing a way too loud, mod­ded-to-hell car helps you feel bet­ter. That’s fine. But maybe you should get an ac­tual nice car and supe it up in­stead of slap­ping a spoiler, some rims, and a woofer onto your shitty Honda? If you’re gonna over­com­pen­sate, at least make your­self look good in­stead of look­ing like the dum­b­ass bro you prob­a­bly are.

—Sick Of See­ing Shitty Suped-up Civics

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