The Daily Courier

Big tax money in marijuana

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To all you people out there in newspaper-land; raise your hands if you’ve ever wrapped your lips around Mary Jane.

I knew it. You can put your imaginary hand down now. The only other truth you must admit to now is whether you smoked it in the past or are you, right at this very moment, planning on sparking up a hit before you enjoy my wit-lit?

I personally don’t smoke the stuff – when I’m asleep, eating or driving. As some of my loyal readers might have already surmised; my mind is in an altered state.

Of all the sins I’ve done in life, I can’t attribute any of them to the ingestion of THC (tetrahydro­cannabinol). In fact all I can think or do is crave potato chips and make people wonder: why is he grinning?

Pot isn’t for everybody and I understand that. But why be an uninformed hater? If you don’t want to understand

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